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Re: LMF----<LOVE MY LIFE>----
« Reply #330 on: August 03, 2010, 01:11:02 AM »

i think the +/- thread owned both this and the FML threads. ^.^

meh, we evolve, we become....more efficient
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Re: LMF----<LOVE MY LIFE>----
« Reply #331 on: August 03, 2010, 10:33:31 PM »

I just spent two fucking months in Mexico!
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Re: LMF----<LOVE MY LIFE>----
« Reply #332 on: August 04, 2010, 05:36:38 PM »

Moses is back from Mexico :) LML
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Re: LMF----<LOVE MY LIFE>----
« Reply #333 on: August 23, 2010, 01:20:04 AM »

Was at work this evening...

Four 16 year old girls came in, I approach the table and one of the girls starts ranting at me about something.  She's talking extremely fast and I'm not comprehending.  I notice one of her friends is trying to silence her but then she says.

"NO, I'm just spreading "the word" "

Whoa! damn!  four 16year old girls tried to convert me for around an hour at my job this evening.  Then left me the most adorable note on the table explaining how they hoped I wasn't going to hell and they would be praying for my soul.  o.O  HAHHAHhahAHhA!!!  I dropped knowledge...gave them things to look up...and bought them dessert.

After that I was allowed to play my iPod for the remainder of the night on the patio in the middle of Pleasantville.  Drum and Bass, Prince, Some Pop Punk, and Yes eDIT...

...LML
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Re: LMF----<LOVE MY LIFE>----
« Reply #334 on: August 25, 2010, 02:41:26 AM »

I went into my local bar this evening...invited a few co-workers to join me.  It's a fun time on a tuesday, not a lot of people, and this amazing singer hosts a really great karaoke night.

A FUCKING FULL PAINTED CLOWN WALKS IN AND STARTS SINGING SONGS!!!

Yes, it really happened...but the best part was...

His final song was BIG BALLS by AC/DC...and he began undressing through out the song.  Drops trow in the middle of the bar and has a rubber chicken poking out of his poka dot boxers (runner up to plaid).  He starts choking said chicken and little explosions start popping out with confetti.....

...I'm not making this up!  One of my friend took video!  I love my life!

 
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Re: LMF----<LOVE MY LIFE>----
« Reply #335 on: August 26, 2010, 09:56:08 AM »

big fan of your stories Tom
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Re: LMF----<LOVE MY LIFE>----
« Reply #336 on: August 26, 2010, 11:27:27 AM »

Thanks...Don't hesitate to post why you love your life :D
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Re: LMF----<LOVE MY LIFE>----
« Reply #337 on: April 05, 2011, 08:57:38 PM »

Barebear is back in my room!
I'm able to eat normal again!
My siblings brought me everything my heart desired right to my bed while i was sick!
My bailey risked getting sick to hang out with me this past weekend!
 I love my life <3
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Re: LMF----<LOVE MY LIFE>----
« Reply #338 on: April 06, 2011, 02:23:21 AM »

I love this! I love you all! I love my life!
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Re: LMF----<LOVE MY LIFE>----
« Reply #339 on: April 06, 2011, 06:18:43 AM »

Likewise. Over the past 8 months (since liquid con) everything has been getting better and better.

LMFL
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