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Top of the shitty movies y've ever seen,The Kings of "B" trash scene (3 leaders)
« on: May 23, 2010, 02:36:21 AM »
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*nin

It's time to pour out our wrath! "On your knees - directors! The punishment is near"

 *omg

ok...ok...now seriously...  =)

In the early 90s "B" movies were very popular in Belarus, Russia and other post soviet republics. We had only poor quality VHS with a hidden slogan "that shit is a pirate record" :] cuz in the 90s there were no license copies  (or only a couple) of the foreign movies here :]

funny...

So, the thing is - when I was a kid I really liked all that trash (dope memories :D ) but never knew that it was "B" movies.... nowdays of course the situation changed completly....

So... not neccesary that would be a "B" movie... Guys, just name 3 of the shitty movies y have ever seen and explain your choice"



Let the punishment begin!
>=O


3rd place


Crap... Even before the whole release of the movie I knew - Shark & Octopus is going to bring me to the world of trash...why??? BECAUSE THAT "EYE CANDY" WAS MADE BY The Asylum Studio... if y know what is "The Asylum" y probably know what I'm talking about...
Ok, it's not a big deal -very low budget special effects, "cheap" play of the actors... but... but why the hell " LORENZO LAMAS TOOK PART IN IT?????!!!  x_X Hello, Mr. Lorenzo, are y completly nuts???? Or the finance crisis hit y sooooo bad???"    No answer....

My rating: "1/10"  Dear maniacs from "The Asylum" y ruined the show! Congratulations!!!  *pirate.



2nd place


Crap???? well, it depends how to look, from what angle... the movie is about Dick/Penis eaters - the main antagonist is our little buddy called - "condom" ...  *_* and the main hero is a detective, who actually is gay.... weird Oo

Germans made a funny movie, but still I feel "B" category...

But... what actually gave me food for thoughts was that: "Distributed by Troma Entertainment"

wait, wait... did I just say " TROMA"???! oh mmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy .... cow.... lol

My rating: I wanted to give "1/10"... than I thought "Whoa, but THAT'S SOOOO FRESH" so my rating went a little bit higher "3/10"... but after I saw "TROMA" (even if Troma acts as a distributor in that case)  "-1"... so the final score is "2/10" [Not Bad]  =B


and the oscar goes toooo..


Hell yeah baby! Troma's in DA HOUSE... <3  y may hate it or love it, but I think in the USA there are no studios, which come close when we talk about TRASH. Sooo, def Troma is a leader of "LOW QUALITY/LOW BUDGET movies", the king of trash...
I watched that movie only 20 mins...than I deleted it from my PC...  smiley may describe the feelings:  8-o... -_-... QQ... *fp


My rating: "0.5/10" ...




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Re: Top of the shitty movies y've ever seen,The Kings of "B" trash scene (3 leaders)
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2010, 11:32:38 AM »
i remember my introductions to b-movies. i made friends with the guy who worked at the record store, and there was a wall of seedy looking movies. he encouraged me to try these two, which made the strongest impression:

(NWS)

Pink Flamingos


and

Blood Sucking Freaks


my favorite to this day is probably tre and matt's cannibal! the musical

Shpadoinkle


if you're a tre/matt fan, i highly recommend dl-ing that
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Re: Top of the shitty movies y've ever seen,The Kings of "B" trash scene (3 leaders)
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2010, 02:52:20 PM »
i am a tre/matt fan and i am downloading that last one :)

as for the rest i duno if i could ever thru them, but ive seen clips from surf nazi and megashark

i have always wanted to see this one though:

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
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Re: Top of the shitty movies y've ever seen,The Kings of "B" trash scene (3 leaders)
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2010, 04:26:34 PM »
haha have you posted that second clip before? or is it a meme? why do i recognize that
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Re: Top of the shitty movies y've ever seen,The Kings of "B" trash scene (3 leaders)
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2010, 04:33:40 PM »
yea i think i posted one of them before hehe
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Re: Top of the shitty movies y've ever seen,The Kings of "B" trash scene (3 leaders)
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 09:09:09 PM »
Teeth Trailer
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Re: Top of the shitty movies y've ever seen,The Kings of "B" trash scene (3 leaders)
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2010, 09:12:34 PM »
The Human Centipede - Trailer (2009) HD
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Re: Top of the shitty movies y've ever seen,The Kings of "B" trash scene (3 leaders)
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2010, 06:09:00 AM »
Soroity babes at teh Slimeball Bowl-o-rama.

Just saw this guy about 6 months ago. Good shit. The best part of the whole thing is the little monsters voice. Mutha fucker has got SOUL!

For all you Troma lovers check out Terror Firmer. By far my favorite Troma film!

Being a Michigan boy and a B movie fan it is only right that my third pick is

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Re: Top of the shitty movies y've ever seen,The Kings of "B" trash scene (3 leaders)
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2010, 08:21:34 AM »
Blood Sucking Freaks was on my torrent list, but never downloaded though. Personally, I select one more category called "Turkish bullshit"  *leak...

Some countries enjoy to "RE-MAKE" popular old school american movies....

But turks film in one week  =).... take a look, those are legendary movies!!!  <3



Check youtube:

Turkish Rambo - RAMPAGE (Korkusuz) [EPIC SCENE!]


Next...

Arnold Schwarzenegger, wassup!

Intikamci aka Commando (1986)

George Lucas, wassup!

Turkish star wars
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Re: Top of the shitty movies y've ever seen,The Kings of "B" trash scene (3 leaders)
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2010, 08:33:12 AM »
Hahaha, i had no idea! i'll have to try and check those out somehow

reminds me of

Italian Spiderman Trailer


internet meme classic i have yet to see
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