A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.  starts talking shit about the people in the bar, stepping on shoes, walking through cyphers and shit.  The Jumper Cable approach the bar and asks for a beer, the bar tender turns to him and says "look you can have a drink, but don't start anything".

BOOM! OHHH!  jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes!  Somebody post some jokes on here.  people at work eat this stuff up.